We woke up late.
Let me stress that this never happens. We’re usually out the door by 8:25, latest, standing at the gates by 8:50 with 10 minutes to spare. Not this time.
Magic Kingdom is already open. We’re barely entering through the parking entrance gates. I was looking forward to our usual magical ride through the one-track monorail, but this morning was about sacrifice. Our usual routine for the park was already on backlog, and this would add at least a 15-20 minute wait to each ride. We took a plain ol’ non-magical looking bus: the fastest route according to Disney staff members.
Once inside, we snaked our way around the thousands of people stopping for photo ops in Main Street U.S.A., paused for a second to admire the always beautiful Cinderella castle, and then immediately ran past Adventureland and straight to our usual first stop of the day: Frontierland.
We’ve done this route for a while. Start at Frontierland, head straight for Splash Mountain and Big Thunder Mountain Railroad to avoid lines at two very popular attractions. Usually, we get absolutely zero line for either of these, but with our 30 minute backlog, we had to wait around 25 minutes at each attraction.
The mornings in Florida are so humid, it looked like I’d already ridden Splash Mountain before I even stepped foot in the boat. I was sweating so much, it was insane.
Next stop: The Haunted Mansion in Liberty Square. This has always been a long-time favorite of mine, I’m actually quite fond of that one Eddie Murphy movie that most people pretend doesn’t exist. The “time wait” claimed it was about 35 minutes, but in reality ended up being around 17 minutes in total.
Unfortunately the ride somehow managed to break down a total of three times while we rode, each time for a few seconds. The entire situation was made hilarious by an older 20-something year old girl five carts down who would absolutely lose her shit every time the ride stopped. Made my day.
I was pleased that the Hall of Presidents was closed for refurbishment. I wasn’t going to sit through an entire 20 minutes listening to Trompas try and deliver a speech. I read that there was a lot of drama involved in his induction into the Hall of Presidents so it’ll probably be a while before he’s included.
Our first FP+ of the day: Little Mermaid’s Grotto. The ride itself was nice, a new classic. Had the same feel as the old character rides in Fantasyland. However, I do not think the FP+ was necessary for this ride. We could’ve waited a measly 15 minutes of queue and saved ourselves the FP+ for another ride.
After a quick trip to It’s A Small World, we skipped everything else in this part of the park to head for Space Mountain in Tomorrowland. We had a FastPass for this ride! It was awesome. Everyone else stared at us while we skipped 60 minutes of wait time. It felt like in the films, when everyone is in line for the club and a really cool girl skips the line at the front. I was that cool girl. Hell yeah!
We did a few more rides in the same area, like Stitch’s Great Escape and Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor, before heading to the next FP+: Buzz Lightyear Star Command. I love this ride! It’s so much fun competing against my sister. I totally won this time around! She denies it, but she’s just being a sore loser.
Quick lunch at a place called Cosmic Ray’s Starlight Cafe. It’s our usual eating spot. This year it was under construction, which is exciting! I’ve been saying it needs a bit of a facelift for years. Thankfully we were still able to eat there. It’s one of the cheapest meal options in Magic Kingdom. We ordered a normal burger and scarfed it down.
So there’s a new ride in Fantasyland called the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train. It’s a small kid roller-coaster type ride, based around Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. This ride is such a phenomenon right now let me tell you. The queue for this was around 110 minutes long… and FP+ tickets were sold out for it all day. We decided to bite the bullet and do the nearly two hour ride… clearly a mistake was made.
Forty minutes into the line, a nice lady comes on the speaker to let us know that the ride is closed indefinitely due to lightening in the surrounding area. It was extremely disappointing. We considered staying in line, but ended up deciding that the ride wouldn’t be worth it in the end.
Maybe I’ll ride it next time around that I make my way to Disney. (Also, next time I’ll know about the new FP+ system a bit more, so I’m sure I could make it work)
Rode a few more rides at Fantasyland, including Peter Pan’s Flight (which we had FP+ for), The Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh, and Mickey’s PhilharMagic. We also managed to stumble upon the best water fountain in the park! It tasted amazing? Which might be weird to say about a water fountain, but it honestly did! Plus it was amazingly cold and refreshing.
Not long after, we got hit by the usual Florida rain, and took cover in the few rides we had left, like Carousel of Progress and the Peoplemover.
Our last FP+ was cancelled because of the rain (Tomorrowland Speedway), and we were given a Multiexperience Pass that we could use to hop the line at almost any ride in the park! Except that Dwarfs ride, obviously.
We headed to Adventureland to do everything we had skipped in the morning, and used our fancy “sorry-for-cancelling-your-FP” pass to ride Pirates of the Caribbean
We got stuck on this ride a few years ago. They had to call the Mickey Mouse Fire Department, it was pretty awesome. We didn’t get stuck this time but the ride was still great. They’re refurbishing it in a few years, so this will probably be the last time I see the “wench-selling” scene. Can’t wait to see what they’ll do with it!
Rode Jungle Safari! I heard that there’s a film in the works based on this ride and I’m so excited! Honestly, the enjoyment of this ride completely depends on how funny your Skipper is. Our Skipper KILLED it. If you follow me on Snapchat, you would’ve seen his best moments. He was the funniest Skipper I’ve ever had on that ride and I loved him for it.
Somehow, we ended up forgetting that the night show requires at least an hour of waiting to get a good spot. Today was full of rookie mistakes, honestly.
We ended up at the very back, near Main Street USA. Which was disappointing at first, but the fireworks were spectacular
My favorite part of a day at Magic Kingdom is Main Street USA at nighttime. It lights up with hundreds of fairy lights and it makes everything look ten times more magical, even after the castle firework show.
But it was the end of the night, and it was time to go home. We hitched a ride on the Ferryboat and caught a surprise mini-electric parade on the water! It was such a nice end to an otherwise hectic day.